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[sylphid]

he's too shy to say it clearly. maybe you can get him to open up. take him to dinner and dancing.

just have him home safely by morning.

[rightfoot]

Yeah, take him on a date and make him admit he likes my company.

I'll make sure he stays safe and return him to you in one piece.

[sylphid]

if you do it well enough he might prefer to stay with you.

in that case good luck.

[rightfoot]

No way. I'm not a cute, human girl.

[sylphid]

maybe if you tried really hard.

[rightfoot]

You know, I don't want to know how you'd propose I become human.

[sylphid]

down on one knee i guess.

[sylphid]

oh sorry i thought you said IF i become human.

close enough.

[rightfoot]

I mean, it's not really close at all, and I'm engaged anyway.

So you're saying you'd propose if I became human then.

Got it.

[sylphid]

well i took as you'd wanna know how if i did. not if i would.

[rightfoot]

Humans and animals propose the same way it sounds like.

And still, I have no answer on how I'd become human. I think I read fairy tales where something like that can happen. Frog Prince or something.

[sylphid]

what about snakes? do snakes have knees?

are frogs not allowed to be royalty? that's rude.

[rightfoot]

...Shakes don't have knees. What the hell sort of snakes have you seen, Fie? They don't even have legs.

I mean, I'm sure they can be. But your stories tend to turn frogs into humans when a princess kisses them. I think deer are way more royal, though.

[sylphid]

deer don't have hands either so i have no idea who's got what where you're from ok.

i've never heard that story though. i can't imagine the princess i know kissing a frog.

[rightfoot]

But, I mean, a snake with legs isn't a snake anymore, right? I have met a few reptiles with legs, though.

I read it in a book here. A princess kissed a frog and he turned into a handsome, presumably human, prince.

[sylphid]

maybe not to us but who knows about other places.

why would she kiss a frog to begin with?

[rightfoot]

Maybe that's her kink, Fie. I don't really get it, either. I'm an animal and I wouldn't kiss a frog.